this is the funniest comeback ive ever received 😂

moreliketearsofpain:

mrv3000:

urayuli:

i’m sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp

ALT

bogleech:

prettykikimora:

Been thinking alot about deathpreg lately

It’s the last sentence that makes this one of the funniest drils of all time

harrytheehottie:

Ryan Gosling is Kenergy personified.

pearlmania500:

When you have to spend 45 minutes arguing the plot of a doll movie cause your political movement is definitely winning in the marketplace of ideas and you attempted to grow a beard to hide your botched lip filler in your old navy outlet Jean jacket.

@alderaanplacesss show this to your coworkers 😈

tilfather:

i’m such a whore for everlasting eternal love that transcends all realities through space and time

pinkeoni:

I’ve had enough of the platonic relationship defense sqaud. I can promise you that the idea of friendship does not need more defending than gay and interracial relationships.

weiwei-uplink:

failhag:

no matter what happens at least i never fell for the johnny depp hysteria

stickseasonsimp:

hey don’t be sad, male whimpers okay?

the-haiku-bot:

let-me-dream-with-the-stars:

tawghasa:

yellenabelova:

Finally some good fucking food

It’s currently available for a limited number of titles, but will become available on more later this year.

Heartbreaking: the worst streaming service you know did a very cool thing

Heartbreaking: the worst

streaming service you know did

a very cool thing

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

tathrin:

ohevoyev:

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something

jewish-harley-quinn:

jewish-harley-quinn:

BREAKFAST???

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